Friday, May 2, 2014

The End is Near

All quiet?
 
The wheat crop is failing this year.  No rain no rain no rain.  Will be living on catfood this next year, and crop insurance money, which is always less than having the crop.  It's going to be hard for me to survive.  Global warming is proceeding faster than I thought it would.  On today's news, carbon dioxide now at its highest point in human history.  Actually this is not a surprise - "todja so."  All because you refused refused refused refused to unplug your electric toothbrush.
 
No rain in California either.  It's pitiful.  Sierra snowpack is 18% of normal, so they will be water rationing soon, and all the gardens in LA will wither up.  Oh joy.  We had a couple of days already with temperatures close to 100.  I think one day broke a record.  The Pacific Ocean is too hot, and this causes a giant high pressure over the western half of the US, and this just sits there for days and days, with high temperatures, and pushing all the moisture (which there is plenty of) to the east, where it lands on YOU. 
 
Do our wonderful politicians offer any guidance here?  Well, no.  They assume that Americans have the psyche of a 5-year-old child.  Any "unpleasant" news will cause that child to throw a tantrum.  What we need to hear from these clowns is the necessity to lower the birthrate, worldwide.  And legislation to strongly encourage this.  Also we need to be told to embrace the cult of "voluntary simplicity."  NO consumption any more for non-essential items, like dinners out for "fun," driving across town to get that perfect hairdo or haircut, and granite counter-tops and airplane tickets to (exciting) international destinations.   (sorry, nothing personal.)   This behavior is, collectively, killing the world.  Old Irish expression:  don't shit on your plate."  But that's exactly what we're doing, and no one says anything.  And, God-forbid that Americans would need to change ANY of their behaviors.  God-forbid. 
 
Gloom
 
I would say hee hee hEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
but I have already been faulted on that.  Instead I'll just say cackle - cackle, for being  so darned  right !!

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